I have't had the best life... But I also have't had the worst. I will admit there are many people out there who have it much worse than I do, and they might think that I overreact to things... The thing is, they don't know me. They don't know what makes me me and why I do the things that I do. I can't talk to anyone about anything... So, this is my story. Want to keep listening, keep reading. I am holding the pen to my story and I'm feeling a bit creative. :3
women are not powerful? oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people